I've Seen You Naked and Didn't Laugh: A Geeky Love Story by Eden Butler

Author:Eden Butler [Butler, Eden]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: UNKNOWN
Published: 2016-11-14T22:00:00+00:00

INTERVAL

Will: Why am I getting emails from Erik’s sister? Is he plotting something? Am I being plotted upon at all?

Raine: No. Not that I know of.

Will: He keeps telling me she has wide hips. Good for child bearing.

Raine: You do like big butts.

Will: Of that I cannot lie. But for other sundry and inappropriate things. NOT FOR THE CHILD BEARING THING.

Raine: Ha! My best friend…the man scared of bodacious booties.

***

Raine: Okay, I think Ellie has completely lost her mind. She’s talking about getting a pixie cut and losing thirty pounds.

Will: It’s L.A., Pinkie. Every woman in town wants to drop thirty pounds.

Raine: Not this woman. I like my curves, thank you very much.

Will: I like your curves too.

Raine: You say that to all the big bottom women.

***

Raine: Walker Dixon, man. I know you aren’t doing the shoot, but Millie Avery…MILLIE AVERY just called my agent to tell me he’s interested in me for the lead! The lead, Will!!!

Will: You aren’t gonna take it, are you?

Raine: Are you very high? Of course I’m gonna take it. Millie called herself. She said she had to stick her neck out to get me an audition. This is amazing. You should be both jealous and elated for me.

Raine: Will?

Will: I’ve heard things about Dixon. Just tread lightly.

Raine: I don’t care what you’ve heard. I’m gonna be in a huge budget film…hopefully.

Will: Pinkie…

Raine: Dude, be happy for me. Tell me congratulations, that my boobs are flawless and bring me champagne.

Will: Congrats. On the boobs. They are flawless. (I still sometimes peeks). I’ll be there in twenty.

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